Look, you can give me all the scientific research you want, let’s just start off by saying that for the purposes of this article, face shape has an actual impact on your personality. According to some woman called Jean Haner, who learned of this through her Chinese in-laws, there’s an ancient knowledge to face reading that somehow only the Chinese were privy of and the rest of the world is somewhat sceptical about. The big caveat is that as long as you’re “true” to your nature, it always adds up. So if you have a face shape mentioned below and your character doesn’t match the general outlines of what Chinese face reading (not a martial art, by the way) says, you’re a phoney. Not my words, that’s just how it is.

Let’s take a look at what certain face shapes say about your personality, according to Chinese face reading and/or Jean Haner.

Diamond Face Shape

The diamond face shape, also known as the “huge cheekbones”, is known for having amazing attention to detail. And they’re also somewhat bossy, according to Chinese face reading. We’re not taking into account that people with sharp facial features are perceived as being more bossy according to western science, this research just turns correlation into causality.

Round Face Shape

According to Chinese face reading, people with round faces are sadly very susceptible to manipulation. This has everything to do with the fact that round faces look very child-like and are therefore associated with naiveté. 

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